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slamacowPlayer Information
Your Nickname: Pen
OOC Journal:talkingsoup
Under 18? ha no
Email/IM: tripwire015@yahoo.com ; AIM: pendragon237 ; plurk: talkingsoup
Characters Played at Singularity: Gamzee, Poniko, Jin, Camille
Character Information
Name: Finn
Name of Canon: Adventure Time
Canon/AU/Other Game CR: N/A
Reference: here
Canon Point: Right after defeating the Lich in Motal Recoil.
Setting: Welcome to the land of Ooo.
Ooo is pretty much everything an adventurous young boy could ask for. Candy people and other animate food, monsters, dragons, princesses, knights, swordfighting, ninjas, vampires, talking animals—seriously, the place is like every kid’s dream come true. It’s also pretty much as insane and ridiculous as you’d expect it to be. Physics seems to not matter or not really exist, and there’s the general sense that literally anything could happen. Magic and pseudoscience rule the land, which gives you everything from psychic monsters to party bears that live in a giant’s stomach to alchemically created lemon people. Thankfully, there’s a trend of naming everything for exactly what it is—so the Candy Kingdom is largely made of candy, the spiky people are indeed very spiky, and the Evil Forest is a forest that is also evil.
Most of the show is centered around the Candy Kingdom, which is where the candy people live. The population includes everything from animate, sentient marshmallows to peppermints to cupcakes. The kingdom is ruled by the benevolent, slightly-mad scientist Princess Bubblegum. The Candy Kingdom shares borders with a bunch of other kingdoms, presumably one for every princess—and there are a lot of princesses. Nearby is also the Ice Kingdom, which is exactly what it sounds like, inhabited mostly by penguins. The Ice King rules there with his ice powers, and he makes it a regular habit of kidnapping princesses to try and force them to marry him. Finn and Jake make a regular habit of kicking the crap out of him.
It’s unclear how big Ooo actually is, but there’s a fair bit of land, belonging either to kingdoms or to unaffiliated villages. It also seems to be a sort of island nation or continent, surrounded by the ocean (much to Finn’s dismay). Ooo doesn’t just consist of regular land, either. There’s also the Cloud Kingdom in the sky, complete with clouds solid enough to walk on and inhabited by cloud people. Ooo also has several alternate dimensions, including the Crystal Dimension, the Nightosphere, the Land(s) of the Dead, an Astral Plane and Lumpy Space. Most of these places require a special trick to get to, and all are just as weird as Ooo proper, or worse. There is also something that is possibly a Heaven equivalent called Glob World, and there are indeed god-like beings here and there. One of them may or may not be Abraham Lincoln.
Despite being a crazy land of sugar and wonder, Ooo does have a dark side. Aside from assorted monsters, wild beasts and evil people, Ooo’s history is also not without war. About a thousand years ago was the Great Mushroom War, which decimated the previous civilizations of the world. Much of Ooo’s current technology involves a mix of old pre-war tech with current magic, which allows things like phones and computers to still exist. It has also led to some pretty advanced technology, like translation devices. The remnants of the Mushroom War still remain, in the form of a giant crater in the world and old pre-war junk scattered across Ooo, often embedded in the ground. More recently were the dog-rainicorn wars, which has left a bit of strain on relationships between the two species.
Humans apparently used to exist in this world in great numbers. Many of them seem to have died during the Great Mushroom War, after which they became a favorite food item of rainicorns. It’s believed that humans are extinct, or would be if Finn weren’t alive, though there may be pockets of surviving humans still out there somewhere. It’s possible there’s at least one other human in existence.
Finn lives with his best friend Jake the dog in their tree house, out slightly beyond the Candy Kingdom borders. The tree house is pretty much the best tree house in existence, with multiple levels and pretty much everything Finn and Jake need to survive and entertain themselves. More often than not, though, they’re out having adventures and beating up evil somewhere in the land of Ooo.
Personality: Finn is pretty much the awesomest thing that ever awesomed, at least according to him and Jake. He’s one of the most well-known self-proclaimed and self-made heroes in all of Ooo, and pretty much the go-to guy for when any of Ooo’s princesses need rescuing. He’s strong, capable, heroic, and pretty famous. But he doesn’t let it go to his head. He’s not exactly humble, but he is a hero, and he knows it. Being a hero is both a job and an opportunity for fun and adventure to him. He’s not given over to bragging.
For the most part, Finn is a pretty typical preteen boy; he likes adventure, danger, exploration, swords, fighting bad guys and video games. He’s at the point in his life where he’s starting to notice girls and develop crushes on them, but where he still thinks kissing is pretty gross. He’s extremely active, spending most of his time out running around and going on adventures with Jake. He doesn’t go to school and probably never has, so life is like an endless summer vacation for him. He’s active, but not usually to the point of hyperactivity; he can still enjoy quieter things like watching a movie or playing video games. Nor is there anything wrong with spending a whole day lying on a hillside and watching the sky.
Finn is cheerful and optimistic the majority of the time. He’s always willing to throw himself at danger, either just for the fun of it or because it needs doing. He doesn’t give up and always pushes himself as hard as he can to accomplish what he’s doing. He’s intensely loyal to the people he cares about, to the point of obsession at times, especially with Jake. Jake or any of his friends being in mortal danger is enough to drive him into a violent frenzy, which he sometimes can’t control. He follows a rather strict moral code and views everything through the lens of “what would a hero do?” Therefore, he always tries his best to be good and righteous, and is always compassionate toward people, even total strangers.
His moral code also leads him to rigidly define things as either good or bad—or neutral, depending. This can cause a lot of confusion in him when his black and white worldview is tested, for instance when someone good does something explicitly bad or vice versa. When he catches himself doing or about to do something bad he can go a little crazy and will immediately try to stop and correct whatever he’s done. He’s always willing to give people a second or third or fourth chance, unless they’re obviously just pure evil. Despite his black and white outlook, he does tend to always think that there’s at least a little goodness in everyone.
Despite being a pretty mentally healthy kid who likes to run around and fight evil most of the time, Finn comes with his share of issues. He’s not exactly clingy or controlling, but he latches onto his friends and holds on tightly, almost to the point of codependence. He’s especially this way with Jake. He can go off on his own and do things without Jake just fine, but he gets pretty intense if Jake’s life or his status as Jake’s best friend is threatened. He and Jake are adoptive brothers and have been together pretty much their whole lives, so Finn can’t really even imagine a life without him. He’s not always open with his feelings, partially because he doesn’t want people to worry about him and partially because he finds some things hard to admit to.
Finn is either the last or one of the last humans in the world, and while he’s not outright lonely, he is very aware of the fact. He tries not to think about it too much, and his normal response to things that upset him is to just not think about them. He also has some pretty deep-seated abandonment issues. He was raised by Jake’s parents, who found him abandoned in the woods one day when he was a baby. While he never actually talks about his birth parents, it’s clear that he subconsciously wonders about them. His issues show through intensely when he feels that his friends or family are abandoning him in some way. He can sink into deep depressions when he thinks people are being jerks to him or don’t want to be around him for some reason. This also dovetails with his self-consciousness about being the only kid around, and the youngest of his friends. Almost everyone is older than him, which can make him feel left out and not taken seriously. He’s also self-conscious about his intelligence. He’s not an idiot, but nor is he all that smart, at least when it comes to things like math and science. He often tries to act smarter than he is in order to impress people.
Despite all that, he very rarely cries. He does admit to crying “when it’s healthy,” so it’s not like he completely disdains crying. He’s just good at laughing things off or masking pain and emotions. He’s a genuinely happy kid almost all the time, always out looking for the next adventure.
Abilities, Weaknesses, and Power Limitation Suggestions: Finn is a pretty average, if athletic, human boy. He doesn’t have any real powers to speak of, but he’s good at running around for hours like a crazy person without getting too tired. He’s good with swords, though probably not formally trained, and is ambidextrous which allows him to dual-wield when he wants. He’s also good with hand-to-hand, though again, it’s not really any kind of formal martial arts. He can hold his own against adults twice his size, including barbarians. He’s fit since he’s always running around and fighting things. He is, however, still just a squishy little boy, and he doesn’t have the accelerated healing a lot of cartoon characters seem to have.
He does have a handful of weird abilities. At one point he swallowed a tiny computer, which means he can now auto-tune his voice at will. He likes singing and has a decent voice; he has a tendency to make up songs on the spot. He’s also fairly good at random building and engineering projects. It’s implied he and Jake built their tree house together, and he also at one point built a robot which later became self-aware.
He also has a crippling fear of the ocean, and only the ocean.
Inventory: His clothes and backpack, which contains an assortment of random things, including snacks and his mom’s music box. Also his swords, both the gold one and the one with the root hilt.
Appearance: Finn looks like a pretty average scrawny, noodle-limbed preteen boy. He’s fairly short and dresses in blues, usually in blue shorts and shirt. He’s missing some teeth. His eyes are also blue, though it can be hard to tell. He also has absolutely gorgeous flowing, golden locks, which were long enough to trail on the ground until he cut all his hair off. He’s growing it back, though. He never goes anywhere without his white hat, which has little bear ears on it and covers his whole head. He also always has his green backpack, which contains whatever he might need at any given time, as well as snacks.
Age: 13
OC/AU Justification
If AU, How is Your Version Different From Canon, and How Will That Come Across?
If OC, Did You Run Your Character Through a Mary-Sue Litmus Test?
And What Did You Score?
Samples
Log Sample: Princess Bubblegum had a new task for them. Apparently a rock ogre had moved into a cave in the cotton candy forest and was terrorizing everyone who passed by. The princess said she would have gone herself, but she was in the middle of some important experiment or something. “Doing science stuff,” as far as Finn was concerned. He was more than happy to go; no ogre was going to scare candy people on his watch. Also the ogre might have some treasure kicking around.
“Looks preeeetty dark in there,” Jake said as they peered into the cave.
“Looks pretty awesome in there,” Finn corrected, noting a few random skulls just inside. Skulls were always pretty cool.
“I say we run in there and fart in his face until he leaves,” Jake said with a grin.
“Haha, yeah! Come on, let’s go.” Finn drew his sword and charged into the darkness. Jake dropped to all fours and followed.
The cave twisted and turned, and soon it got dark enough that they had to slow down. Fortunately Finn had thought to bring a lantern. They startled several bats out of the cave, and Finn wondered idly if they knew Marceline. Now was no time to let his mind wander, though. There was a rock ogre to deal with.
Soon the cave widened into a cavern at the back, and there they found the ogre. It looked exactly like a big pile of rocks, except that it had one gigantic eye that was currently closed. Loud snoring told Finn that the ogre was sleeping.
“Alright, Jake,” Finn said, crouching down beside him. “You go get ready to do your nasty thang, and then I’ll yell and wake him up. Then we’ll kick his patootie until he leaves!”
“You got it, buddy!”
Jake stretched himself across the cavern and positioned his butt above the sleeping ogre’s eye, then flashed Finn a thumbs up.
Finn cupped his mouth and yelled, “Hey you big dumb ogre! What’s made of rocks and smells like dog farts? You, haha!”
The ogre gave a startled rumble and snapped awake. Jake let out a loud poot and the ogre squeezed his eye shut, shrieking.
“Oh my gob it’s in my eye it’s in my eyyyyyyyye!”
Finn raised his sword and threw himself at the ogre’s foot, or what passed for his foot. The sword did little more than leave a crack in one of the rocks, which had the ogre hopping on the other foot.
“Oooooh you’ll pay for that!” the ogre roared and spat pebbles at Finn. They weren’t exactly deadly, but they did kind of hurt as they bounced off his head. Jake responded by making a giant fist and punching the ogre in the gut, which knocked him down.
“You need to stop scaring people, rock ogre!” Finn said, kicking the ogre’s leg rather ineffectually.
“Yeah, and get out of here!”
“Arrrghhh!”
The rock ogre fled for the cave entrance, screaming. Finn and Jake chased him all the way back out, until they were sure the ogre was heading for the hills. Finn through a rock after him for good measure, despite it being a silly idea.
“Slamacow, we did it! Good teamwork, man.” Finn fistbumped Jake. “That guy’s not coming back anytime soon. Haha, you are nasty, bro, just sicknasty.”
“That’s just the power of magic dog farts, man. So whaddaya wanna do now?”
Finn shrugged. “I dunno. Explore the rest of the cave and see if there’s any treasure or monsters or dungeons in there? Or all three?”
“I love me a good dungeon,” Jake agreed.
They plunged back into the unknown, laughing.
Network Sample:
[There’s an auto-tuned voice coming over the network, Sacrosanct. The voice is singing. Can you handle it?]
Hey, hey, it’s all okay
You can drop me in a garbage heap
But it’s not gonna—ruin my day
Cause bow-chika slamacow
Woopa doodle-oop that’s just how it’s gonna goooo
But thank you, baby, cause the computer bracelet is totally trapezoidal!
So I’ll just dance like a frog
And go find my dog
And we’ll slummawummawumma with the bamwam
And solve the mystery
Of the ghost laaaddyyyyyyy
Yeah!
[Okay, regular voice now.]
Haha, hey, it’s recording! Jake’s gonna love this. We can make more movieeees.
Man, this place sure doesn’t look like Lumpy Space, though.
This is sure a lot of buttons! Boop boop boop boop—
[Somehow the weirdo kid manages to turn off the wearable.]
Your Nickname: Pen
OOC Journal:
talkingsoupUnder 18? ha no
Email/IM: tripwire015@yahoo.com ; AIM: pendragon237 ; plurk: talkingsoup
Characters Played at Singularity: Gamzee, Poniko, Jin, Camille
Character Information
Name: Finn
Name of Canon: Adventure Time
Canon/AU/Other Game CR: N/A
Reference: here
Canon Point: Right after defeating the Lich in Motal Recoil.
Setting: Welcome to the land of Ooo.
Ooo is pretty much everything an adventurous young boy could ask for. Candy people and other animate food, monsters, dragons, princesses, knights, swordfighting, ninjas, vampires, talking animals—seriously, the place is like every kid’s dream come true. It’s also pretty much as insane and ridiculous as you’d expect it to be. Physics seems to not matter or not really exist, and there’s the general sense that literally anything could happen. Magic and pseudoscience rule the land, which gives you everything from psychic monsters to party bears that live in a giant’s stomach to alchemically created lemon people. Thankfully, there’s a trend of naming everything for exactly what it is—so the Candy Kingdom is largely made of candy, the spiky people are indeed very spiky, and the Evil Forest is a forest that is also evil.
Most of the show is centered around the Candy Kingdom, which is where the candy people live. The population includes everything from animate, sentient marshmallows to peppermints to cupcakes. The kingdom is ruled by the benevolent, slightly-mad scientist Princess Bubblegum. The Candy Kingdom shares borders with a bunch of other kingdoms, presumably one for every princess—and there are a lot of princesses. Nearby is also the Ice Kingdom, which is exactly what it sounds like, inhabited mostly by penguins. The Ice King rules there with his ice powers, and he makes it a regular habit of kidnapping princesses to try and force them to marry him. Finn and Jake make a regular habit of kicking the crap out of him.
It’s unclear how big Ooo actually is, but there’s a fair bit of land, belonging either to kingdoms or to unaffiliated villages. It also seems to be a sort of island nation or continent, surrounded by the ocean (much to Finn’s dismay). Ooo doesn’t just consist of regular land, either. There’s also the Cloud Kingdom in the sky, complete with clouds solid enough to walk on and inhabited by cloud people. Ooo also has several alternate dimensions, including the Crystal Dimension, the Nightosphere, the Land(s) of the Dead, an Astral Plane and Lumpy Space. Most of these places require a special trick to get to, and all are just as weird as Ooo proper, or worse. There is also something that is possibly a Heaven equivalent called Glob World, and there are indeed god-like beings here and there. One of them may or may not be Abraham Lincoln.
Despite being a crazy land of sugar and wonder, Ooo does have a dark side. Aside from assorted monsters, wild beasts and evil people, Ooo’s history is also not without war. About a thousand years ago was the Great Mushroom War, which decimated the previous civilizations of the world. Much of Ooo’s current technology involves a mix of old pre-war tech with current magic, which allows things like phones and computers to still exist. It has also led to some pretty advanced technology, like translation devices. The remnants of the Mushroom War still remain, in the form of a giant crater in the world and old pre-war junk scattered across Ooo, often embedded in the ground. More recently were the dog-rainicorn wars, which has left a bit of strain on relationships between the two species.
Humans apparently used to exist in this world in great numbers. Many of them seem to have died during the Great Mushroom War, after which they became a favorite food item of rainicorns. It’s believed that humans are extinct, or would be if Finn weren’t alive, though there may be pockets of surviving humans still out there somewhere. It’s possible there’s at least one other human in existence.
Finn lives with his best friend Jake the dog in their tree house, out slightly beyond the Candy Kingdom borders. The tree house is pretty much the best tree house in existence, with multiple levels and pretty much everything Finn and Jake need to survive and entertain themselves. More often than not, though, they’re out having adventures and beating up evil somewhere in the land of Ooo.
Personality: Finn is pretty much the awesomest thing that ever awesomed, at least according to him and Jake. He’s one of the most well-known self-proclaimed and self-made heroes in all of Ooo, and pretty much the go-to guy for when any of Ooo’s princesses need rescuing. He’s strong, capable, heroic, and pretty famous. But he doesn’t let it go to his head. He’s not exactly humble, but he is a hero, and he knows it. Being a hero is both a job and an opportunity for fun and adventure to him. He’s not given over to bragging.
For the most part, Finn is a pretty typical preteen boy; he likes adventure, danger, exploration, swords, fighting bad guys and video games. He’s at the point in his life where he’s starting to notice girls and develop crushes on them, but where he still thinks kissing is pretty gross. He’s extremely active, spending most of his time out running around and going on adventures with Jake. He doesn’t go to school and probably never has, so life is like an endless summer vacation for him. He’s active, but not usually to the point of hyperactivity; he can still enjoy quieter things like watching a movie or playing video games. Nor is there anything wrong with spending a whole day lying on a hillside and watching the sky.
Finn is cheerful and optimistic the majority of the time. He’s always willing to throw himself at danger, either just for the fun of it or because it needs doing. He doesn’t give up and always pushes himself as hard as he can to accomplish what he’s doing. He’s intensely loyal to the people he cares about, to the point of obsession at times, especially with Jake. Jake or any of his friends being in mortal danger is enough to drive him into a violent frenzy, which he sometimes can’t control. He follows a rather strict moral code and views everything through the lens of “what would a hero do?” Therefore, he always tries his best to be good and righteous, and is always compassionate toward people, even total strangers.
His moral code also leads him to rigidly define things as either good or bad—or neutral, depending. This can cause a lot of confusion in him when his black and white worldview is tested, for instance when someone good does something explicitly bad or vice versa. When he catches himself doing or about to do something bad he can go a little crazy and will immediately try to stop and correct whatever he’s done. He’s always willing to give people a second or third or fourth chance, unless they’re obviously just pure evil. Despite his black and white outlook, he does tend to always think that there’s at least a little goodness in everyone.
Despite being a pretty mentally healthy kid who likes to run around and fight evil most of the time, Finn comes with his share of issues. He’s not exactly clingy or controlling, but he latches onto his friends and holds on tightly, almost to the point of codependence. He’s especially this way with Jake. He can go off on his own and do things without Jake just fine, but he gets pretty intense if Jake’s life or his status as Jake’s best friend is threatened. He and Jake are adoptive brothers and have been together pretty much their whole lives, so Finn can’t really even imagine a life without him. He’s not always open with his feelings, partially because he doesn’t want people to worry about him and partially because he finds some things hard to admit to.
Finn is either the last or one of the last humans in the world, and while he’s not outright lonely, he is very aware of the fact. He tries not to think about it too much, and his normal response to things that upset him is to just not think about them. He also has some pretty deep-seated abandonment issues. He was raised by Jake’s parents, who found him abandoned in the woods one day when he was a baby. While he never actually talks about his birth parents, it’s clear that he subconsciously wonders about them. His issues show through intensely when he feels that his friends or family are abandoning him in some way. He can sink into deep depressions when he thinks people are being jerks to him or don’t want to be around him for some reason. This also dovetails with his self-consciousness about being the only kid around, and the youngest of his friends. Almost everyone is older than him, which can make him feel left out and not taken seriously. He’s also self-conscious about his intelligence. He’s not an idiot, but nor is he all that smart, at least when it comes to things like math and science. He often tries to act smarter than he is in order to impress people.
Despite all that, he very rarely cries. He does admit to crying “when it’s healthy,” so it’s not like he completely disdains crying. He’s just good at laughing things off or masking pain and emotions. He’s a genuinely happy kid almost all the time, always out looking for the next adventure.
Abilities, Weaknesses, and Power Limitation Suggestions: Finn is a pretty average, if athletic, human boy. He doesn’t have any real powers to speak of, but he’s good at running around for hours like a crazy person without getting too tired. He’s good with swords, though probably not formally trained, and is ambidextrous which allows him to dual-wield when he wants. He’s also good with hand-to-hand, though again, it’s not really any kind of formal martial arts. He can hold his own against adults twice his size, including barbarians. He’s fit since he’s always running around and fighting things. He is, however, still just a squishy little boy, and he doesn’t have the accelerated healing a lot of cartoon characters seem to have.
He does have a handful of weird abilities. At one point he swallowed a tiny computer, which means he can now auto-tune his voice at will. He likes singing and has a decent voice; he has a tendency to make up songs on the spot. He’s also fairly good at random building and engineering projects. It’s implied he and Jake built their tree house together, and he also at one point built a robot which later became self-aware.
He also has a crippling fear of the ocean, and only the ocean.
Inventory: His clothes and backpack, which contains an assortment of random things, including snacks and his mom’s music box. Also his swords, both the gold one and the one with the root hilt.
Appearance: Finn looks like a pretty average scrawny, noodle-limbed preteen boy. He’s fairly short and dresses in blues, usually in blue shorts and shirt. He’s missing some teeth. His eyes are also blue, though it can be hard to tell. He also has absolutely gorgeous flowing, golden locks, which were long enough to trail on the ground until he cut all his hair off. He’s growing it back, though. He never goes anywhere without his white hat, which has little bear ears on it and covers his whole head. He also always has his green backpack, which contains whatever he might need at any given time, as well as snacks.
Age: 13
If AU, How is Your Version Different From Canon, and How Will That Come Across?
If OC, Did You Run Your Character Through a Mary-Sue Litmus Test?
And What Did You Score?
Samples
Log Sample: Princess Bubblegum had a new task for them. Apparently a rock ogre had moved into a cave in the cotton candy forest and was terrorizing everyone who passed by. The princess said she would have gone herself, but she was in the middle of some important experiment or something. “Doing science stuff,” as far as Finn was concerned. He was more than happy to go; no ogre was going to scare candy people on his watch. Also the ogre might have some treasure kicking around.
“Looks preeeetty dark in there,” Jake said as they peered into the cave.
“Looks pretty awesome in there,” Finn corrected, noting a few random skulls just inside. Skulls were always pretty cool.
“I say we run in there and fart in his face until he leaves,” Jake said with a grin.
“Haha, yeah! Come on, let’s go.” Finn drew his sword and charged into the darkness. Jake dropped to all fours and followed.
The cave twisted and turned, and soon it got dark enough that they had to slow down. Fortunately Finn had thought to bring a lantern. They startled several bats out of the cave, and Finn wondered idly if they knew Marceline. Now was no time to let his mind wander, though. There was a rock ogre to deal with.
Soon the cave widened into a cavern at the back, and there they found the ogre. It looked exactly like a big pile of rocks, except that it had one gigantic eye that was currently closed. Loud snoring told Finn that the ogre was sleeping.
“Alright, Jake,” Finn said, crouching down beside him. “You go get ready to do your nasty thang, and then I’ll yell and wake him up. Then we’ll kick his patootie until he leaves!”
“You got it, buddy!”
Jake stretched himself across the cavern and positioned his butt above the sleeping ogre’s eye, then flashed Finn a thumbs up.
Finn cupped his mouth and yelled, “Hey you big dumb ogre! What’s made of rocks and smells like dog farts? You, haha!”
The ogre gave a startled rumble and snapped awake. Jake let out a loud poot and the ogre squeezed his eye shut, shrieking.
“Oh my gob it’s in my eye it’s in my eyyyyyyyye!”
Finn raised his sword and threw himself at the ogre’s foot, or what passed for his foot. The sword did little more than leave a crack in one of the rocks, which had the ogre hopping on the other foot.
“Oooooh you’ll pay for that!” the ogre roared and spat pebbles at Finn. They weren’t exactly deadly, but they did kind of hurt as they bounced off his head. Jake responded by making a giant fist and punching the ogre in the gut, which knocked him down.
“You need to stop scaring people, rock ogre!” Finn said, kicking the ogre’s leg rather ineffectually.
“Yeah, and get out of here!”
“Arrrghhh!”
The rock ogre fled for the cave entrance, screaming. Finn and Jake chased him all the way back out, until they were sure the ogre was heading for the hills. Finn through a rock after him for good measure, despite it being a silly idea.
“Slamacow, we did it! Good teamwork, man.” Finn fistbumped Jake. “That guy’s not coming back anytime soon. Haha, you are nasty, bro, just sicknasty.”
“That’s just the power of magic dog farts, man. So whaddaya wanna do now?”
Finn shrugged. “I dunno. Explore the rest of the cave and see if there’s any treasure or monsters or dungeons in there? Or all three?”
“I love me a good dungeon,” Jake agreed.
They plunged back into the unknown, laughing.
Network Sample:
[There’s an auto-tuned voice coming over the network, Sacrosanct. The voice is singing. Can you handle it?]
Hey, hey, it’s all okay
You can drop me in a garbage heap
But it’s not gonna—ruin my day
Cause bow-chika slamacow
Woopa doodle-oop that’s just how it’s gonna goooo
But thank you, baby, cause the computer bracelet is totally trapezoidal!
So I’ll just dance like a frog
And go find my dog
And we’ll slummawummawumma with the bamwam
And solve the mystery
Of the ghost laaaddyyyyyyy
Yeah!
[Okay, regular voice now.]
Haha, hey, it’s recording! Jake’s gonna love this. We can make more movieeees.
Man, this place sure doesn’t look like Lumpy Space, though.
This is sure a lot of buttons! Boop boop boop boop—
[Somehow the weirdo kid manages to turn off the wearable.]